If you want a crash course on investing, pull up a chair, get cozy, and think of yourself as the entry-point character into a jargony wonderland of stocks, bonds, asset allocation, IRA's, and some rich people bullshit.

Here's the agenda, feel free to skip around:

• Retire-what?

• What is investing? 

• Stocks vs. Bonds

• Let’s talk about stocks

• Let’s talk about bonds

• Retirement Accounts

• Why does saving feel so hard to do?